Mar 23, 2017

If You Can't Win, Just Change the Law

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On September 24th, 2012, the underdog Seattle Seahawks faced the powerful Green Bay Packers. Down 12-7 in the game's final seconds, Seahawks quarterback Russel Wilson lobbed the ball blindly into the endzone praying for a touchdown. It was ruled one, but the call proved highly controversial, with many Packers fans feeling cheated.

So cheated that one sore fan tried to change the law to prevent it from ever happening again.

Mar 22, 2017

Major General Jim Butterworth: Taxpayers Worst Nightmare

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Abuse of power is not a new problem in the military; Army General Ron Lewis was recently caught charging strippers to his government-issued credit card. But at least he had the common courtesy of trying to hide it -- it's not like he paraded the strippers around The Pentagon. It takes a special type of officer to abuse their power publicly on a repeated basis. And that's where Major General Jim Butterworth comes in.

In 2011 he was made the Adjutant General of Georgia and was in charge of the Georgia National Guard. What followed was four years of shenanigans that would make Peter Parker's uncle cringe.

Mar 20, 2017

The UH-72, the US Army's F-35

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By this point, the public is widely aware of the F-35. A jet that sucks so much Canada has pulled out of the project due to a  $115 million price-tag per aircraft (the US plans to buy 2,400 of them, or about $276 billion). High cost withstanding, the F-35 loses badly in dogfights against older "inferior" aircraft like the F-16, despite the opposition being handicapped with external fuel tanks. And when the pilot ejects after they're inevitably shot down (or a software error occurs), they're liable to have their neck snapped by their half a million dollar helmet. The same half a million dollar helmet that's too bulky to allow a pilot to turn their head enough to see behind the aircraft, and is so complicated that its operable only half the time. A leaked Pentagon report has called the F-35 "flawed without redemption" and the F-35's reputation is so tarnished the Air Force released a secret memo on how to defend the F-35 to its critics (i.e. everyone).

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"Step 12: When all else fails, distract with cool photos."

But surely this is just one weapons system right? It's not like this is a systemic problem that is sewn into the US military? Wrong.

Oct 1, 2016

Palm Trees of Canada

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Palm trees. For as long as Earth has been inhabited, they have been associated with tropical paradise. When you see a palm tree, warm weather abounds, t-shirts are optional, and a beach or retirement home is never far away. So it's obvious that you won't find any palms much farther north than Alabama and South Carolina right?

Wrong.

Sep 30, 2016

The Real Life Ghost Ship

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The MV Lyubov Orlova was constructed in 1976 as an arctic cruise ship. After cruising the Arctic Ocean for nearly thirty years, the ship was seized in 2012 upon docking at St. Johns, Newfoundland for unpaid debts of $250,000. Considering that the fifty-one strong crew hadn't been paid in five months, it was unlikely that the owner, Cruise North Expeditions, was going to be able to pay off the debt.

After two years of sitting in port, it was sold to a scrapping company to be broken up, and thus began the most interesting chapter of the ship's history.

Jan 21, 2016

Michael Bay's Reused Shots

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Film-making is tough. It takes months of work and millions of dollars for big budget studios to release a complete film to the public. Fortunately, one film-maker has managed to figure out a way to cut a corner.

Michael Bay, known for slowly making all millennials deaf via movie explosions, has gotten into the habit of simply reusing footage from his previous films. Because if you've seen one explosion you've seen them all, right?

Jan 20, 2016

The Young Guns of Barbershop

Barbershop is a style of music that society as a whole has reserved exclusively for old people it seems. That's a problem, because some people believe that the art form is dying out. These days, the average age of a barbershop singer is a whopping forty-nine

But that's where one new Californian barbershop chorus is changing everything.