About Me

I've been writing on and off for the internet for six years now, after I started at Cracked.com when I was sixteen years old.

In addition to Cracked, I have also written for Distractify, Modern Notion, and UniformStories.

Outside of the internet, I have made it into one published book, The De-Textbook via Cracked. It's available here on Amazon.

Outside of my internet writing, in those six years I have managed to turn myself from an underachieving high school student into a semi-underachieving college graduate, with a degree in Architecture.

I'm always open to writing for other websites or anywhere for anyone. This really just serves as a hobby for me because seriously, fifteen followers on Twitter and maybe a dozen views per post on this blog is not going to take me anywhere fast anytime soon.